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Ergoblin

Your passive aggressive wellness companion.

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About the startup

You call this a hunt? Your ancestors ran antelope to death over 2 days to survive. You've been slouching in that chair scrolling product launches while your eyes dry up into raisins. I see where we are. I'm a mouthy goblin who lives in your menu bar who asks for basic human functions your body is begging for. There are 7 kinds of neglect on my list and you're doing at least 4 right now. I have moods. Put me off and I get less polite. Tell me you can't and I make the ask smaller. Mac and Windows.

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