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HELP ME RETIRE

The internet's worst retirement plan.

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About the startup

I don't want to work anymore. So I built a website where strangers can fund my retirement and leave me anonymous sticky-note advice. Current plan: $1,000,000 → retirement Current reality: $X → still employed

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